[The cameras come on to the view of the faces of Geoff Houston and Maverick. They both look fresh as if they had just taken a shower recently. They both are leaning over, arms stretched out and on the shoulders of the other. Their heads tilted forward and down, forehead to forehead. They break the arm to shoulder reach and stand up.]
Maverick: Ready?
Houston: Yep.
[HIGH-FIVE!!!!!!]
Announcer: Now introducing first, he is a former one-half of the Dual Pandemonium Champions, and a FUTURE one-half of the Dual Pandemonium Champions, GEOFF HOUSTON!
Maverick: That’s you. Guess you get to go out first tonight.
[Geoff nods and steps through the curtain. Loud clapping is heard by Maverick through the curtain.]
Maverick: Guess I’m next. *hops around getting ready*
Announcer: And now introducing, his team team partner, the other half of The Connection, and soon to be TWO-TIME CPW Dual Pandemonium Champion, MAVERICK!
[Maverick hears his intro, and grabs the curtain. He pauses before pulling it open and waits for the camera to pan out and show his attire. The camera pans out, revealing Maverick in a ... chef's apron. He pulls something out of his pocket, dusts it off, and puts it on his head. It's a chef's hat. He grabs the curtain again, and opens it. He steps out tot he cheer of the fans. The camera follows behind. The camera goes through the curtain, revealing a ... giant kitchen?? Is this it, the kitchen of legend, the famous and fabeled kitchen stadium? YES! IT IS! The lights, the crowd, the kitchen, the food, the tools, the helpers. Everything. Only the greatest chefs to ever cook food come here to the kitchen stadium. The camera focuses on Geoff and Maverick who are standing side by side, smiling.]
Announcer: And now, introducing tonight’s honorary Chairman, SV!
[A billow of steams pours out of a platform on the other side of the kitchen, as a platform rises up with SV on it. SV rises up wearing a cape, holding a yellow pepper in his hand. It stops. He looks around, smirks, and takes a bite out of the pepper.]
[LOUD BITING NOISE!!!!]
[SV chews the pepper bite, and freezes violently. He puffs up his face and spits out the pepper bite and starts to fan his face with his hand.]
Announcer: And now to tonight’s announce team, Justin Temple, and CAMRA Man!
Temple: Welcome to tonight’s episode of CELEBRITY IRON CHEF!
CAMRA: CAMRA! *Japanese people cheer*
Temple: What’s this? We’ve just recieved word from tonight’s honorary Chairman, SV, that due to tastiness and time constraints, we’re going STRAIGHT TO THE JUDGING despite neither chef cooking ANY FOOD!
CAMRA: CAMRA! *Japanese people go nuts*
[The camera focuses on a table with random people sitting at it, and SV sitting at the end.]
SV: And now for the first contender. Geoff Houston.
Houston: Thank you, Chairman SV. I made…one dish. Of superior quality. I call it…MACARONI AND CHEESE!
[The people at the table and SV are speechless and stunned. They begin to eat.]
SV: Excellent dish here, Maverick’s going to have a hard time beating this. *eating* Okay, we need to speed this up, now for our next contender, MAVERICK!
[Maverick wheels a cart up to the table and uncovers the dishes!]
Maverick: For me, I made one dish, A DISH SO POWERFUL, SO TASTY, SO PERFECT, THAT IF YOU ONLY BEGAN TO UNDERSTAND HOW GREAT IT WAS, YOUR HEAD WOULD EXPLODE FROM LOGIC… and with that being said, my one dish is… a bowl of cheerios!
[The whole arena goes crazy.]
CAMRA: CAMRA! *Japanese people get even louder and crazier*
Temple: Do the Japanese people understand you, CAMRA Man?
CAMRA: CAMRA! *Japanese people continue to get even louder and crazier*
Temple: I guess they do.
SV: Bowls of cheerios? Astonishing! I must admit, this just might be able to topple Geoff’s Macaroni and Cheese!
[Maverick passes out the bowls and they eat.]
SV: I have finished the cheerios! Time to pass judgement on the contenders and render a verdict as to who the winner is tonight!
[SV looks under the table and finds what he is looking for. He presses a button and all the chairs to the other people sitting at the table fall backwards into holes that opened in the floor.]
SV: I have made my decision, and the winner is… BOTH OF YOU! YOU BOTH WIN! AND THAT’S THE FINAL VERDICT! A TIE! And with that being said, good night from kitchen stadium!
[The crowd starts cheering unison...TNA...T...N...A...wait, no. They're just cheering. Geoff and Maverick walk up to one another and shake each others' hands as the cameras fade out from the show.]
